Saturday, August 14, 2010

Clash of the Titans 2010 §§§§

OK. Most of this movie is just a little bad. It kinda sucks. There are dead spots. The writing isn't really very good. It lags. There are moments that just aren't as funny as they probably seemed when filming them. I mean it has moments, it isn't totally horrible. I'd probably give it an § or if I were feeling charitable, I wouldn't even post it here. But then, Zeus (badfilm veteran Liam Neeson) says REELEEZSTEEE TEH KRAAANKENNNNN! and all the bad writing, overzealous effects work, half-ass characterizations, and horrible concepts all fall right into place to earn it a REELEASE TEH KRAKEN!!!!!! Zeus and Hades mudwrestle to the death. Perseus fires a lightning powered ballistic knife at Hades. Goofy Scooby-Doo guy goes crazy and starts huffing glue and killing his 12-step sponsor. More things that I have attempted to blot out from my memory. The one thing I *CAN'T* blot from my memory though. Is that there is going to be a sequel. I may have to add a new rating. This is the movie to take your kids to if they haven't done their homework and there's a porno theater around the corner so you don't have to sit through it.